We here at Fastfood Productions are as excited as a fifteen-year-old expecting twins to present to you this summer's number one smash action/comedy/dramma hit, Urban Ninja in the chilling case of "Mercedes Inverted Heart". That's right folks, the world's most famous ass grabbing and heart stabbing gun for hire meets his match in a pair big, big...eyes.
Sergio Poopenshtupen says "I haven't been this moved since last Friday's Guinness and curry."
"This would still have amazed even if it had been in smoke signals, semaphore or charawdes." Angus McPinklestick
And Martin Lipshitz says, "It burns when I pee."
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